I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
THIS IS SO GENIUS I JUST STARTED CRYING
He could just break a window.
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms